ohhmilkthistle asked: Once I threw a possum out of my garage by it's tail. Most terrifying thing in the fucking world. It was put on thick gloves and throw it or shoot it.
I once spent a week shooting raccoons at night with a BB gun because they were getting into the trash. After a week of that, they stopped showing up, which was unfortunate, because by that time my brother and I were having competitions to see who could shoot more.
I think they told their raccoon friends though, because now every time I get remotely close to one, they hiss and spit at me.
