Here are some very snobbish bright eyes come backs:
Go get a No lies, just love tattoo and die.
I bet you think his name is Connor Oberst.
Make like a yellow bird and get the fuck out.You’re not a Debbie Downer, you’re fucking Amy in the White Coat
That interview is fake and so are you.
Psh, YOUR MOM sounds like a goat.
You better shut your mouth before I knock you to the bottom of everything.
You will NEVER be a true blue friend to me.
Drive fast through a city at night, then crash and die.
(via pleasegoawayplease)