March 2012
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February 2012
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So even if, →
thefuckwouldisaywhatfor:
contrary to the fact that Hebrews had no documented form of writing prior to the 10th century BCE, we were to go with the traditionalist view that Moses wrote the Torah between 1446 and 1406 BCE (because Moses was a badass and badasses write if they want to, independent of the discovery or…
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I want a Mexican lesbian atheist for president.
I feel like she would fix all our problems.
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“We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via nutopiancitizen)
“This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”
– In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.
She wrote this.
American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.
(via kassieking)
ohmilkthistle:
Hey, little lady, slut shaming doesn’t make superior to anyone so it’s best to shut your face.
Poems of the Dead: It’s funny (not) how people can... →
poemsofthedead:
It’s funny (not) how people can so quickly forget that Black people with natural hair styles have difficulty finding jobs and receive pressure on the job to change
whereas that does not happen to white people who try to wear braids, locs, or just frizzed out “wild” hair.
This has been proven…
After a date rape (by a "poet") during a trip to... →
motherjones:
“The Way It Was”: Abortion in the US before Roe v. Wade.
Wow. Just wow.
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ohmilkthistle:
I like setting up fake dating accounts. Picking usernames is my favorite part. Lets see how many dates PopPunkTaco gets.
I DO THIS TOO
toiletseteluva is my go-to name, plumpkins are my game.
Anonymous asked: did not answer the previous question.
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Anonymous asked: if you answer i will
Anonymous asked: you would date someone long distance form tumblr?
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ohmilkthistle:
Jesus fucking christ, Redbook magazine just told me to nibble and bite during a blowjob. The fuck wrong with you.
Gently rubbing your teeth/nibbling along the side of the shaft (GENTLY, mind you) can be highly erotic for men, Nicole.
But I ain’t never heard of biting, man.
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voicesofearth replied to your post: voicesofearth replied to your post: Today at…
OMG… I HATE COFFEE MOMS. Seriously, like, I just want to walk in and get a coffee, a tea, or an americano. I don’t need to wait for your stupid ass to order a mochalattecaramelfrappadoublevanillaextrasyrupshotacino (lowfat) when I’m late for school
I had one yell at me for telling her how to parent her...
Anonymous asked: You are obviously you're very biased against christians. We aren't all like that so I don't appreciate you lumping us all together and then abusing us.
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voicesofearth replied to your post: Today at Starbucks:
I find it so weird that people are such shitheads to baristas. Like, it must be pretty terrible to deal with, because I get free coffee all the time simply for NOT being a complete douche-nozzle. Some people are so entitled…
I do a LOT of favors for people who are nice. Especially regulars who are routinely nice. I charge for a tall instead...
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Why I'm still moral despite not being a Christian:
Morality is not defined as religion, nor is religion defined as morality. The two can be married in a lot of senses, but people should remember that the two are separate. One may inspire the other, but it will certainly never produce the other. Another standard to keep in mind regarding both religion and morality is that there will always be the ideal religious and/or moral person that everyone...
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Today at Starbucks:
I went to the back room to get some more white mocha. A lady whistled to get me attention. Whistled.
Her: “When no one’s at the cash register, I whistle to let them know I’m here.” Me, laughing: “Oh, that would probably work better if we were dogs.” Passive aggressive barista 4lyfe.
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Can we just discuss East Tennessee weather for a...
Four days ago: 5 inches of snow. Three days ago: Sunny with a high of 65 degrees. Two days ago: Severe thunderstorms. Yesterday: Sunny and 71 degrees. This morning: Tornado warning. Forecast for tonight: Snow. WHAT
ohhmilkthistle asked: Once I threw a possum out of my garage by it's tail. Most terrifying thing in the fucking world. It was put on thick gloves and throw it or shoot it.
Anonymous asked: possibly? tumblr and or real life.
ohmilkthistle:
I miss home. At least I have the option to kick a raccoon in the face with my bare foot. It may be terrifying but at least I have the option.
It’s a southern thang y’all.
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Anonymous asked: got a crush on anyone?
“Today is the beginning of Lent. And I’m giving up apologizing.”
– Conor Oberst (via oberstingwithconor)
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“Stop degrading the act of sex by calling it ‘opening your legs.’
I’m so sick...”
– flowersarebetterthanbullets on This Post (I made this a quote, because the original picture with text was visually offensive. These pro-life people need to take a graphic design class.)
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sabinschn replied to your post: I officially started probation today. Promptly after meeting my probation officer, I went outside and threw up in the parking lot while three rednecks cheered for me.
why are you on probation?
Charged and convicted of theft under $500. ):
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Watching Biggest Loser while eating McDonald's
because this is America.
whoreoscopes:
doomf:
That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
25796323689432 feet you say?
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ohmilkthistle:
here’s to losing an obscene amount of weight in the near future. Fuck it, I’m going to old habits and hoping for the best.
Don’t.
Meet Peta Lindsay, Your Young, Black, Female... →
chimasessions:
Peta Lindsay is 27 years old and running for president. She represents the PSL — Party for Socialism and Liberation — and believes that we could experience a socialist revolution right here in Amurrica: “The United States has a long, rich history of struggle,” she says. “From the 1930s, there was a strong labor movement, and in the ’50s and ’60s, there was a movement for civil...
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