February 2012
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ohmilkthistle:
Jesus fucking christ, Redbook magazine just told me to nibble and bite during a blowjob. The fuck wrong with you.
Gently rubbing your teeth/nibbling along the side of the shaft (GENTLY, mind you) can be highly erotic for men, Nicole.
But I ain’t never heard of biting, man.
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voicesofearth replied to your post: voicesofearth replied to your post: Today at…
OMG… I HATE COFFEE MOMS. Seriously, like, I just want to walk in and get a coffee, a tea, or an americano. I don’t need to wait for your stupid ass to order a mochalattecaramelfrappadoublevanillaextrasyrupshotacino (lowfat) when I’m late for school
I had one yell at me for telling her how to parent her...
Anonymous asked: You are obviously you're very biased against christians. We aren't all like that so I don't appreciate you lumping us all together and then abusing us.
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voicesofearth replied to your post: Today at Starbucks:
I find it so weird that people are such shitheads to baristas. Like, it must be pretty terrible to deal with, because I get free coffee all the time simply for NOT being a complete douche-nozzle. Some people are so entitled…
I do a LOT of favors for people who are nice. Especially regulars who are routinely nice. I charge for a tall instead...
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Why I'm still moral despite not being a Christian:
Morality is not defined as religion, nor is religion defined as morality. The two can be married in a lot of senses, but people should remember that the two are separate. One may inspire the other, but it will certainly never produce the other. Another standard to keep in mind regarding both religion and morality is that there will always be the ideal religious and/or moral person that everyone...
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Today at Starbucks:
I went to the back room to get some more white mocha. A lady whistled to get me attention. Whistled.
Her: “When no one’s at the cash register, I whistle to let them know I’m here.” Me, laughing: “Oh, that would probably work better if we were dogs.” Passive aggressive barista 4lyfe.
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Can we just discuss East Tennessee weather for a...
Four days ago: 5 inches of snow. Three days ago: Sunny with a high of 65 degrees. Two days ago: Severe thunderstorms. Yesterday: Sunny and 71 degrees. This morning: Tornado warning. Forecast for tonight: Snow. WHAT
ohhmilkthistle asked: Once I threw a possum out of my garage by it's tail. Most terrifying thing in the fucking world. It was put on thick gloves and throw it or shoot it.
Anonymous asked: possibly? tumblr and or real life.
ohmilkthistle:
I miss home. At least I have the option to kick a raccoon in the face with my bare foot. It may be terrifying but at least I have the option.
It’s a southern thang y’all.
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Anonymous asked: got a crush on anyone?
“Today is the beginning of Lent. And I’m giving up apologizing.”
– Conor Oberst (via oberstingwithconor)
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“Stop degrading the act of sex by calling it ‘opening your legs.’
I’m so sick...”
– flowersarebetterthanbullets on This Post (I made this a quote, because the original picture with text was visually offensive. These pro-life people need to take a graphic design class.)
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sabinschn replied to your post: I officially started probation today. Promptly after meeting my probation officer, I went outside and threw up in the parking lot while three rednecks cheered for me.
why are you on probation?
Charged and convicted of theft under $500. ):
I officially started probation today. Promptly...
And I started my period. My day is FANTASTIC.
Watching Biggest Loser while eating McDonald's
because this is America.
whoreoscopes:
doomf:
That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
25796323689432 feet you say?
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ohmilkthistle:
here’s to losing an obscene amount of weight in the near future. Fuck it, I’m going to old habits and hoping for the best.
Don’t.
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Meet Peta Lindsay, Your Young, Black, Female... →
chimasessions:
Peta Lindsay is 27 years old and running for president. She represents the PSL — Party for Socialism and Liberation — and believes that we could experience a socialist revolution right here in Amurrica: “The United States has a long, rich history of struggle,” she says. “From the 1930s, there was a strong labor movement, and in the ’50s and ’60s, there was a movement for civil...
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Anonymous asked: fat shaming?
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“I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than...”
– J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring (via platea)
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Here are some very snobbish bright eyes come...
alandofmilkandhoney:
hotknivves:
Go get a No lies, just love tattoo and die. I bet you think his name is Connor Oberst. Make like a yellow bird and get the fuck out.
You’re not a Debbie Downer, you’re fucking Amy in the White Coat That interview is fake and so are you. Psh, YOUR MOM sounds like a goat.
You better shut your mouth before I knock you to the bottom of everything. You will...
RIP to all the virginities getting lost on tuesday.
Things I think about on the bus
ohmilkthistle:
Could I get away with having sex out in the open in public if we covered ourselves in paint and called it performance art?
BUCKET LIST ITEM #459
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Yet another conversation about Skyrim
Jay: What do you mean the people in Skyrim are the people in real life?
Allie: Nords are German, dark elves are obviously black, and the Khajiit are French, Argonians are clearly Mexicans, Imperials are blatantly American-
Jay: Oh yeah? What about Bretons? Hmm?
Allie: Bretons? I forgot those people even existed. They don't even matter, which means they're probably Canadian.
